Oh hello.
I made a blog, not to entertain, but to enlighten.
I can see you now.
You're at your computer. Your hair is greasy, and you're contemplating washing it. What if you go out or something? But you decide against it.
Your cereal bowl still has some dregs in it. It is sitting next to your computer. You contemplate getting another bowl of cereal. You decide against it.
You're wearing your old soccer jersey and a pair of ratty shorts and/or sports pants. You contemplate changing. You decide against it.
You realize you've already wasted half of your day on the computer and you REALLY need to do your homework and you have like four tests tomorrow, but the computer is a wicked temptress who entices you with her webpage upon webpage of cats who want cheeseburgers and fails.
And now you're reading THIS blog post. "How does this, this FIEND, this so called BLOGGER, know so much about me?!" And the answer is that I just do.
But now you are here, your brain fresh and ready to be molded in the likes of mine, in the ways of Dragons, and Harry Potter, and Sharks, and wonder, and magic, and dogs, and lions, and green tea, and the color rainbow.
About me, myself, and I:
Name- Irrelevant
Age- Irrelevant
Gender- Technically irrelevant, but I am female.
Zodiac Sign- Leo, of course
I grow weary of using my psychic powers, but please, please come back. I would enjoy it ever so much if I got a comment, or a follower, and now I sound like an idiot, because I really do know that I probably will get exactly 16 page views, and then I will forget about the blog, but oh, well.
Good Day to you, sir.
